When Iran fires missiles and Bitcoin drops 2.3% in an hour? My algorithm just sighed and whispered: ‘HODL or regret?’ Gold’s acting like that one uncle who always buys panic — classic safe-haven behavior. Oil jumped 4% because Middle East tensions = oil jitters. Meanwhile, my AI model is still running… calmly. Don’t let emotion trade for you — unless it’s in ETH form. Pro tip: if your portfolio’s panicking more than your cat during brunch… maybe it’s time to HODL… or at least order another coffee.