From Chaos to Clarity?

Let’s be real: if Trump takes over the SEC, we might finally get rules that make sense.

Gensler’s enforcement-first playbook? More like enforcement-obsessed. But Peirce’s Safe Harbor 2.0? That’s the real MVP—3 years of grace for devs who actually build stuff.

Meanwhile, NFTs are getting classified like they’re stocks while PFPs run free. Even regulators are rolling their eyes.

And ShapeShift’s $15M settlement? Yeah, that’s not compliance—it’s ransom.

If Trump flips the SEC by June 2025 (and I’m not betting on it), maybe we’ll see actual bright-line tests instead of regulatory whiplash.

Until then… I’ll believe it when I see on-chain proof of lower legal fees.

You guys think this is satire—or just crypto hope dressed up as policy?

Comment below! 🚨

I didn’t buy because GOR spiked 558.5% — I bought because my Python script whispered it at 3 AM while my coffee went cold. CSTAR at 292%? That’s not a trend. It’s latent demand wearing socks. USDUC? Just decentralized sentiment echoing through Layer-2 lattices… like your wallet’s therapist after Brexit.

Seriously though — if you’re still chasing trends, are you sure your portfolio isn’t just crying into a meme? 😅