As a Boston-based crypto analyst with a MIT-Wharton hybrid mindset, I’ve seen this coming. In H1 2025, TRM Labs documented $2.1B in crypto theft — not from smart contracts or exchanges, but from private key leaks and frontend exploits. Over 80% of losses trace back to infrastructure-level attacks targeting user interfaces. This isn’t hacking luck. It’s systemic failure. I’ve modeled it in TensorFlow: the pattern is clear, predictable, and terrifyingly inevitable.