As a crypto analyst crunching numbers in Boston, I dissect Bitcoin's 2.5% surge past $108K despite looming macroeconomic crosswinds. This piece breaks down how constructive U.S.-China trade negotiations and impending CPI data are creating a fascinating volatility cocktail - complete with Python-modeled probability scenarios and my patented 'Uncertainty Index' for altcoin exposure. Spoiler: The algos smell opportunity.